The world just got done celebrating Halloween and while desis were busy arguing if it’s Halal or Haram, legends were tweeting out what desi Halloween looks like in Pakistan and honestly, they’re absolutely hilarious!
Went to a Halloween party dressed as facism but everyone there thought I was democracy 😂
— Akbar Chaudry (@AkbarChaudry) October 28, 2019
That’s how we roll:
https://twitter.com/farheenalesyed/status/1187287485170290688?s=19
The scariest thing:
Everybody is a gangsta until you came home late and your dad’s already waiting for you behind the door. Now that’s more scary then your halloween shit irl.
— Ashar Khan (@desipromax) October 31, 2019
Some thought of dressing as Tabdeeli:
This halloween lets all dress as ‘tabdeeli’
— Anas Tipu (@teepusahab) October 31, 2019
Now that’s one heck of a costume:
https://twitter.com/thefackening/status/1190015091145613312?s=19
Ranveer’s Halloween costume definitely won the internet:
😂😂 pic.twitter.com/9U2xtG4d18
— Hussain (@mhussaiin_s) November 1, 2019
Shots were fired:
https://twitter.com/ReemKhurshid/status/1189883559407951872?s=19
No one can beat desi mums, literally and figuratively!
https://twitter.com/DaSarcasticBabe/status/1190201190887436288?s=19
😂😂
https://twitter.com/whale_sister/status/1189910095657877504?s=19
Isn’t it?
Everyday is Halloween in Pakistan.
— Rumpoptarts. (@rumpoptarts) October 31, 2019
Halloween in other countries: Spooky costumes, themes, candies.
Halloween in Pakistan (365 days): MOBILE NIKAAL. TAX NIKAAL.
— Fadn’t (@dedfad) October 28, 2019
The truth we didn’t need to hear:
Halloween is all year round and we’re all dressed as adults
— swineryy (@swineryy) October 31, 2019
HEYYY! 😑
This halloween dress as your Bf who’s been ghosting you
— Honda Civic 2006 🔻 (@slightlyused8) November 1, 2019
Now that was smoooooooth, #HalalPickupLines!
https://twitter.com/naureen_memonn/status/1190242866188242944?s=19
We see them everyday on our timeline!
halloween was yesterday but I still see clowns on my TL 💯
— Alyshah (@alyvmealone) November 1, 2019
True that:
this halloween go as a man cuz nothing more terrifying than them
— Atiya (@bhumrobhumro) October 31, 2019
Yar Phupho ka mazaak nai!
This Halloween I might dress up as my phuppo as she’s the most scariest being I know. #spookyseason
— . (@cocomo106) October 28, 2019
Lmao 😂
So in Pakistan its not Halloween 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
Its Molveeen— n.malhi (@mnMalhi) October 30, 2019
Stop hitting too close to home * mildly offended *
https://twitter.com/iamabidraza/status/1188694901019566080?s=19
I mean might as well dress for the occasion:
When you’re getting married BUT it’s Halloween 🎃 pic.twitter.com/YxI5sJLLpO
— M Affan Ayub (@fahnisen12) November 1, 2019
People were really creative with them ideas:
for Halloween I want to dress up as a pregnancy scare
— swineryy (@swineryy) October 28, 2019
Jahan dekho joker:
https://twitter.com/RantsPakistani/status/1189267578792873984?s=19
We stan them gulaab jaamuns!
Pakistan main halloween hota to trick or treat main gulab jaman miltay
— Rebecca (@Rab_Aly) November 1, 2019
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