Given the current situation you can either own an iPhone 11 or a handful of chilghozay. The pine nuts have crossed the rate of 9000PKR per kilo and some of us have even forgotten what they tasted like.
Amidst the circus of daily life, one man stole 23 sacks of chilghozay worth 1 crore and 20 lacs. And the internet was happy!
Eerrbodyyy! The stolen chalghozazs have been found! https://t.co/Sp7KPcA1vT
— Amna Baig (@amnaappi) November 10, 2019
Chilghoza heist omg!
now make a movie on how police recovered them stolen chalghozas in "the great chalghoza heist" https://t.co/Cttdwvl7dp
— sadly I just (@KiaMaslaHaiYaar) November 10, 2019
People were calling them the bitcoins of Pakistan:
Pakistani bitcoins
— Abrar shami (@Abrarshami7) November 10, 2019
Many were jealous of the man who caught the sacks, since he probably got some as a token of appreciation
:https://twitter.com/ZuhaibMuhsinPSP/status/1193445203702669312?s=19
Some wanted the stolen chilghozas to be added to the national treasury:
Recovered chalghozas should be immediately shifted to national treasury.
— Mohammad Adnan (@iamadnan101) November 10, 2019
We volunteer too!
I volunteer to count to make sure they’re all there. https://t.co/12EZoC5UFY
— Mangogh (@ManhattanMango) November 10, 2019
I mean, lots of $$$:
Seriously considering dropping out and starting harvesting chalghozay… https://t.co/rBqWfvwvIW
— 🦄🦄 (@komallsalman) November 10, 2019
Some were up for a Netflix documentary:
A true crime netflix miniseries on the stolen #chilghozas please. https://t.co/ZiXmwpnrXc
— Wasay Ibrahim (@wasay_ibrahim) November 10, 2019
Some were finding the idea to be genius:
The culprit should be commended at some level indeed for dreaming and executing such plan. You can hire the genius in the police too.
— asad (@ahan_92) November 10, 2019
The real jewels:
It’s like royal jewels. Can’t get a market to offload
— روڈ کا شہزادہ (@roadkashehzada) November 10, 2019
They deserve it!
The police should be given 1 bori as a reward
— Bilal Safdar (@_BilalSafdar) November 10, 2019
Miserably!
And the Chalghoza heist failed 😂 https://t.co/Nh1FQIYIcv
— Izah. (@IzahShahid) November 10, 2019
Zaalima ek bori idhar bhi!
Aik bori yahan bhej do zalimo😟 https://t.co/4vuaEeviZI
— Aishaa💫 (@Twittie_Sparklz) November 10, 2019
People were lauding the KPK police:
Very good kpk police https://t.co/xngbM0HUft
— 🗣Saeed Sial (@SaeedSial14) November 10, 2019
KPK Police Zindaabad https://t.co/zF7iAs4aGr
— Khalid Ahmad (@mehrkhalid29) November 10, 2019
Some were finding a potential movie plot in the situation:
Movie bnayen..
Hamayun saeed or Shaan ?? https://t.co/oSBy5def6r— Salman Nazir (@tis_salman) November 10, 2019
People thought of tagging NAB:
That's a lot of Chilghozas… Someone tag National Accountability Bureau.
— Zain Hasan (@XaynElAbideen) November 10, 2019
Some were dreaming:
Hallelujah! Now Chalghozas will be only Rs. 500/Kg!!!!!!#justsaying https://t.co/yjK600OdYn
— Niazi (@mNiaziMalik) November 10, 2019
Agreed!
The greatest robbery of the history recovered! https://t.co/9P7axrBzGl
— Makorro 🐜 (@makorro) November 10, 2019
There were a ton of puns:
Thief got no chill-ghozey https://t.co/R7s0MxOzIR
— Poindextrous 🔥 (@imsyedwaqar) November 10, 2019
What do you think about this scenario? Let us know in the comments below!