We’ve all lied at one point or another to save ourselves, kabhi hum “bus 5 minute door” hotay hain and kabhi we listen to our entire ringtone not wanting to talk and then call back later saying “phone silent pe tha.”
Netizens today are sharing their most told lies and we bet you’ve used one of these lies at least once!
Mobile silent pe tha yaar https://t.co/Yo4wmo2WaG
— Komal Shahid. (@TheKomalShahid) May 12, 2020
Baraat 8pm, dinner 9pm:
https://twitter.com/High0nTea/status/1260220519959465985?s=19
Bilkul:
Wifi ka pass bx bhai ko hi pta h..
— Biya🦋 (@Biyaaa082) May 12, 2020
Oops, guilty!
'Rastay main hain' when they haven't left their beds even. https://t.co/RxCy3P4YDy
— Ramshahahaider🌻 (@noturdrwatson) May 12, 2020
Pura din light nai thi:
light Chali gai thi https://t.co/aNfFwWaOHq
— Dr Saجd 🇵🇰🇸🇩 (@Bolnydo) May 12, 2020
Ooooh, the shade!
Kaam ho raha hai, service jaldi bahal ho jaigi.
— Zia (@ziarahman) May 12, 2020
Haaaaaye!
I LOVE YOU. https://t.co/KIyeDTM0BK
— NaMehram (@zuhaib_sheikh) May 12, 2020
Phir highest marks bhi in hi ke aatay hain:
Test bhtt bura hua hai mn fail ho jaon gi🙄
— Uzma 🇵🇸 (@Uzmaa_Meryem) May 12, 2020
The amount of variants this message has 😂
Is number pe please rs. 100 ka easy load karwade. Please please, please. Mae bohat zaroorat mae hu. Call me im saba. https://t.co/eFHQRiIq4O
— Doc. (@doctorkaun) May 12, 2020
😂😂😂
https://twitter.com/hunzzlaT/status/1260213159287312387?s=19
Hahaha, the amount of times we’ve heard this:
Merey vala/vali alag hai
— Arslan Hamid (@whyarslan) May 12, 2020
Girls, read:
Dekh k delete kardunga
— Tsid (@itahasiddiqi) May 12, 2020
Only a true bargain-er can relate!
Baji issey sasta Or Acha kahi mil jaye To Apko ye muft mei le jaiyega
— DEATH (@marrjao) May 12, 2020
Is se bara jhoot kya hoga:
Matric krlo agay mazay hi mazay 🙁 https://t.co/AOTxYUDHbM
— Hussain Haider (@_gumshuda_) May 12, 2020
Ek network waalay hi special feel kerwaatay the, woh jhoot bhi pakra gaya!
You’re our special Customer, this Discount is just for you …… https://t.co/zsCTXw0H3v
— َ (@wjhmid) May 12, 2020
Abhi dekha bus:
Mobile silent pe tha yaar https://t.co/Yo4wmo2WaG
— Komal Shahid. (@TheKomalShahid) May 12, 2020
“Hamesha ap se hi letay hain:”
I am your regular customer'. When we want to buy something with discount. https://t.co/FzanAE3EqR
— janjua (@tabctrlfn) May 12, 2020
According to Whatsapp university, it’s true:
Military takes up 80% of the total budget. https://t.co/mzgT7Xx0vN
— Hashim (@hashim_i) May 12, 2020
Bari jaldi yaad agaya:
https://twitter.com/abrafique09/status/1260224308149915648?s=19
When you almost get caught being online:
Net on tha ic liya online show hora tha, https://t.co/3sbrbhqxoC
— Anam Annu.🇵🇸 (@Capricorn_Grl) May 12, 2020
Dhoka!
Uni jao mazay hi maze https://t.co/49y54BbgDv
— I AMMAR (@not_malangi) May 12, 2020
😭
Shadi k bad sab krlena. 🤷 https://t.co/xLaa3EabfB
— Maha 🇵🇰 (@Optimist_sidiqi) May 12, 2020
Lmao, jhooti taareefain!
https://twitter.com/Shizarehman18/status/1260163731713130497?s=19
Kehte toh sub hain:
https://twitter.com/SheikhhSab/status/1260204986731868161?s=19
How many of these lies have you used? Let us know in the comments below!
I can’t live without you.
Mai sab thk krdunga.
Yar bht busy tha.
Yar mob kharab hogya hay.